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nevarmorenevarland: crystalfriedman: lakeor: mycroftsmindtardis: #Can you imagine if one day you're just casually passing by your living room window when you see a familiar figure outside with a long coat and converse shoes #and your heart stops for a second as if deciding whether you finally died, but you're alive, and so you wait for the vision to slip back into your subconscience #but it doesn't. #He begins to walk away and your book drops from your hand, falling open and wrinkling its pages while your legs bolt towards the front door #but by the time you fumble onto the steps all you can see is a faint outline of an old police teleph

Cleverbot User: I like bananas, coconuts, and grapes. Cleverbot: I like chickens. They are fuzzy. User: That's nice ... Cleverbot: You could have a better personality. User: Happy happy joy, happy happy joy! Cleverbot: *slaps you really hard*. User: Oww, *slaps back*. Cleverbot: *punches you*. User: *kicks you in the shin*. Cleverbot: *wraps arms around your waist and back body drops you*. User: O.o ... *hugs*. Cleverbot: *Hugs friendly back* So whats up? User: Oh, nothing much... Nursing my wounds... Cleverbot: That's fascinating ----------------------- Cleverbot: Lol. How are you? User: *passes out*. Cleverbot: *gobbles yo

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. You know what's funny? Paintings of Adam & Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it, take as much time as you need. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment. I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?